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willfuckfornuggets:

My ideal relationship is like:

Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
HARDCORE SEX

*repeat as necessary*

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

thats-slightly-raven:

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

that-chick-you-fell-for:

mum: well your definitely a ‘proud gay’ 

me: you have our countries flag somewhere in the house because you are proud to be british, you would slap a man if he called you his property because you are proud to be a woman and you would shout and scream at anyone who told you not to be yourself. Yes I’m a ‘proud gay’ because just like you i am proud to be myself even if society isn’t.